Hey - you ever wonder what you might find stuffed up one-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan's nose? Well thanks to the paparazzi who ambushed her outside of a Paris nightclub we have the answer! I mean seriously, could those dudes have gotten more up in her grill if they tried? Anyways, despite the up nostril view here I still can't quite make out what she's hiding in there so here now are Celeb Gurlz's Top 10 Guesses For What Lilo Is Hiding In Her Nose:
10. The New York Giants
9. A 10 pound iguana
8. An army of Peruvian marching powder
7. A year's supply of Weetabix
6. A crateful of "blow"
5. Larry Wilcox from TV's "ChiPs"
4. Herbie "The Love Bug"
3. Two duffel bags of "snow"
2. Her mother, father and sister
1. Cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.
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