10 Surefire ways to smuggle alcohol into a sporting event....

Beer prices at the ball games are always skyrocketing, but with a few simple tricks, you can get your buzz on at typical home consumer prices. Observe...

Who doesn't have duct tape around the house? Take your razor, shave the hair of your stomach and tape a flask to your guy. Ouila! Instant buzz!

These handy seat cushions come with a hidden spicket for your beer of choice (Bud Light).

There's no way security is going to confiscate your phone, even after a thorough patdown.

Be a good Samaritan and be rewarded for it! Don't think of your new friend as handicapped. Your new friend is a skilled booze smuggler. There's no way to search that chair.

If you're sitting in the upperdeck, of course you need your binoculars. Kill two birds with one stone.

The belt buckle flask is perfect for rodeo season. Unfortunately it probably will not work with sweatpants.

For you beach-goers, I reccommend the Reef rum "ramakin".

I wish I had thought of this idea 1st. A shot of liquor that fits in your pockets or armpits? Genius!

Rain or shine your buzz is weather proof with this umbrella.

Children under the age of 2 don't need a ticket. Neither do fake children under the age of 2. Pack your booze in your baby bjorn. Win Win!

Does your wife or girlfriend have a smoking body with a big rack capable of storage? Tell her to let those things breathe with this special top.